was playing a parlour game the other day, with a bunch of Esteemed Reprobates, and we started talking about what one would call one’s memoirs, should the need arise.
I think I would call mine ‘I Hate You All But I’m Only Going to Blackmail Some of You’. There were some other good entries, to: ‘I Tried Jogging Once, But the Ice Kept Spilling Out of My Drink’ (although it was pointed out that this was actually a quotation from David Lee Roth), ‘The Next Time You Are in Doubt About Self-Immolation, Just Go Right Ahead’, and 'If You Are Reading This, You Will Go Blind'.
Readers are invited to come up with their own.
The entries will be judged by a panel of aphorism experts and prizes doled out accordingly.
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We had a similar thread on a blog of mine once - unfortunately all the comments were lost when it got hacked; shame, there were some gems.
Nothing to beat "I Hate You All, But I'm Only Going To Blackmail Some Of You", though. Gold.
Thanks mate. I crack me up sometimes.
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